Tuesday, 11 April 2017

Perigi Mencari Timba

The above proverb has made things gone hay-wire to lives of many people if it is to be pronounced by academicians or professionals even in its literal or face value meanings of the phrase. Care must be taken when non-professionals or people who do not have any qualification in the entire universe to utter the phrase let alone to write it in a piece of paper or typed in a computer screen. 

The Malay proverb is full of deep in meaning phrases and nobody will really understand the reflection of the reality based on the proverb itself, rather elusive than the representation of the reality based on the people who heard or received or even read the phrase uttered upon them (even if the phrase is not meant for them at all).

Foreigners or better known as non-Malay speaking people or people who speak Malay Language as their 2nd.........n-th language or the Malays who speak Malay Language as their mother tongue but do not properly taking care of the above phrase wisely; worse, using it daily as their thinking language : those categories of people should never use the above proverb entirely due to its distrastrous effect(s) should the phrase is to be spoken or dictated to anybody either men or women.

Many people do not really care to speak to the right people when they apply to further their studies in universities or colleges.There are so many advertisements in local and foreign newspapers promoting many universities and colleges in different fields of studies. These learning institutions are making huge investments in marketing their premises to prospective clients and they need instant enrolment from the fresh students after they finished their higher secondary exams (you name them) without regard to their English or Malay Language proficiency levels.

Many of the sponsors (such as banks, NGOs, GLCs etc) are eyeing for the best talents as their reserves (forget about non-appropriated profits or surpluses in their balance sheets) so that 
they are fully secured to have a continuous sources of human banks (resources) to make their organisations or establishments in vivo.

Perfect number of students' enrolments are good money for them. Let's say 500 prospects are to be registered as students for a particular programme or qualification for a period of 5 years. You may use your hunches to see the final percentage of these students who would obtain their scrolls after 5 years. If you are brave enough to be an external auditor for those universities or colleges, you can find a surprising fact that all of them would get their scrolls.

Kindly do not try to analyse what are in their scrolls because if the above Malay proverb is to be uttered to you, disastrous effects might set in. Care must be taken when you are dealing with Doctors or Professors (who are so much avoided due their physical and intellectual well-being) so as to prevent you from being too sarcastic or bombastic in your thesis statements, and hence your persona in their eyes. 

Education is an investment to many developing countries and even to developed countries. One University in recent years, has stated the fact that students are not supposed to be barred in continuing their studies even if they are caught up with financial restraints and situations where they unable to study (in whatever circumstances) surrounding them.

Well, it is a rhetoric as it seems to be because the more you analyse the products (graduates) from many universities and colleges, the more you will find that you need more money for yourself exceeding the money needed by a Senator or President of an NGO (which gives free cookies and cakes for charities or even to the-wives-of nobody-knows-how-to-address-them during festivities). You are not supposed to utter the above Malay proverb if you are to deal with them, indefinitely.

The more scary it will become, when you are to ask the offices of those universities and colleges about your examination results or studentship status. It is a phenomenon of an eclipse of full moon occurring when you are perceived as a nuisance when you are trying to ask about your outstanding balances (owed to the universities) and some of the universities or colleges would bar you from viewing your results and CGPA or even to check your marks if you are indebted to them in the respective semesters of studies.

If you are too demanding, you will always be barred to such an extent that you are deemed as a total nuisance and hindrance due to your status; not a status as a student, but a status referred to as "indebted to the University".

Worse, if you are trying to ask them for extra monetary aids, you might feel as if you are not welcomed at all. A distinct treatment you get from the first time you enrolled for registration. You are perceived as an enemy who needs to be destroyed when you are asking or calling them in the offices.

This is where the phrase "No money no talk" appears to be reflected in our local university systems. The shift from being the prospect for graduation to prospect for holding grudge will make you feel uneasy to study in the universities or colleges even if you have the best high ranking (not rank and file lower subordinates kind of people) chancellors or lecturers presiding therein. Nobody cares about this feeling when you are being treated as a nuisance in those universities or colleges.

I do not need to write further about the above proverb because it will make many people to suffer from sleepless nights for more than 2 months if they take the above proverb seriously.

We live in a situation of uncertainty starting from early tertiary level of education system. For those who find the above as too obscure may always re-read my previous articles about rich and poor universities.

I do not want to be an enemy to the local and international universities and colleges, surpassing the effects of the above Malay proverb subsequently.

Do you miss me?

Tuesday, 14 March 2017

Pathetic Smartphone as it is


  • Have you met bunches of people who are so eager to see what kind of smartphone you are using during your meeting with them? Some of them really need to see and touch your smartphone as though the smartphone belongs to them and these species of people are so adamant to have the one that you hold because it is an iPhone 7 or high-end market kind of smartphone as such. 

  • What has become an addiction to possess such smartphone(s) is in actual fact that; they want to have the one that you are holding. The very smartphone that you are holding. I don't have to bold the phrase "the very smartphone you are holding" because there are people out there, who are actively searching for those gadgets and they really want to have them with cheap prices or even free. Psychologically speaking, whenever they meet you, they want your smartphone that you are holding. Is it pathetic as it seems to be?

  • To make things worse, there are people who sell clone phones in the mainstream market and nobody cares when clients are crying because they are being scammed buying those clone phones and the functions of the smartphones are so pathetic too. Very scary indeed when those smartphones are being sold in developed countries and developing countries hitherto.

  • The nightmare sometimes can be revealed via Instagram and FB when people are so obsessed to make their purchase of iPhone 7 or suchlike phones online for public viewing. For those who have experienced being charmed or possessed by those folks who use black magic or psychologically influenced techniques (not a type of influenza of course), they are successful in hijacking those phones from their hands. What kind of degree or PhD fields of study to explain these circumstances? 

  • Some people will hold their Iphones and other gadgets so that those are safe in their hands. But in actual fact, those people who are very professional in snatching those gadgets from their hands need those smartphones and gadgets to be close to their hands before they are being snatched away, permanently.

  • What a scary and pathetic brand of smartphones are you talking about?


Saturday, 21 January 2017

Sign out

It is not known why it is difficult to sign out blog app from any smartphone. Even after signing out multiple times.

What an attachment.


Saturday, 31 December 2016

Seluruh cintamu (All your love)

Seluruh cintamu mengusik kalbu
Tak terungkap kata manis serimu
Menghembus bait seindah lagu*
Mersik suara tiada seteru.

Kugenggam azimatmu tidak terperi
Gugusan kasihmu tiada ganti
Mencabar segala sanubari
Mengapakah dikau tetap di hati.

Kekasih hati sungguh menenteram
Udara sepoi dihirup di pinggir jeram
Kau kukasihi bak benih yang ditanam
Seperti kehidupan
ada yang putih dan hitam.

Berserilah pawana mistik kita
Tiada bersanggah dunia kita
Lembut bicara berbudi kita
Tiada yang dapat menandingi kita.

*Pencipta lagu hanya akan mencipta lagu dan hanya akan memberikan lagu itu kepada penyanyi yang diminati olehnya dan boleh menyanyikan lagunya walaupun lagu itu dinyanyikan untuk  pencipta lagu itu seorang sahaja, sebegitu romantik.

Sunday, 18 December 2016

Ka Hona Pyar'Hey* (Bisakah orang yang dibenci disayangi)

Titik irama gemala sakti
Membingkis seri di laman sepi
Bak teratai kembang bersemadi
Di tasik madu ia kemudi

Isi sedikit; nak diisi melangit
Suasana hening gemersik membangkit
Tiada meminta tiada membingit
Sedar diri bak taraf diulit. 


*Obsession to repeating the same song.

Example 1: When you are obsessed to purchase branded bags and purses and you never fill in the bags with money. When you are talking about their bags, they will ask journalists to tell people that the money does not go into the bags. 

Example 2: When you are obsessed to purchase motor vehicles without knowing the formulae on how to make money. In accounting, a car is an asset that is used to generate income. The formulae is that, the faster the tyres running, the faster the money is being made. 90% of salesmen only want them to slowdown a bit. Ironically speaking, they need to see how fast the money is coming in. 

Friday, 16 December 2016

Homework for hackers (The most touching stanza)

Merisik khabar haruman seni
Manis gula bertutur asli
Tiada diduga tiada sangsi
Terkesima suara meratap sepi

Andai permata dianggap palsu
Mengapa emas disulam belacu
Seperti rumah dipasak tak berpaku
Kukuh berdiri seolah-olah kaku

Orang memberi kita merasa
Orang berbudi kita berbahasa
Jalinan di jiwa tiada terhingga
Apakah ini jawapan pujangga

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* Last stanza is the most touching.
When you know hackers are looking for the last stanza. And you know they will never find it.

Sunday, 11 December 2016

Puisi Tidak Bertajuk (an obliviate poem)*

Rambut mengurai disanggul gulung
Mencari hiasan tiada penghujung
Ke sana ke mari lara diusung
Menggenggam harapan sungguh menggunung.

Tiada rahsia di dalam rahsia
Biarlah ia menanti duka
Gemersik suara tiada terhingga
Bagai didagang tiada berharga.

Sungguh tinggi nilai dikendong
Tiada tepak sirih dikantung
Tinggi bahasa bagai disadung
Kain berhelai hibanya tak tertanggung. 


*Example: When you are given a present such as an iPhone 7 new and original, and the phone suddenly being hijacked by someone who says that that phone is not meant for you and you are not qualified to use the phone and if you are using it, you will be forced by hook or by crook to sell it off. And you end up using outdated phone like in early year 2000 and you feel incredibly stressed out. 


"Senyuman itu janganlah berhenti sehingga terhentinya masa." 




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